Girl you know I got that fo sure

Great picture of me looking at somebodies ass right? Wrong. That's me checking out that cake. I'd been scoping that cake for like 15 minutes and I deciced it was time for me to go over and grab me a piece of that. Look at you cake, just sitting there asking for it, you know you want to be inside me. Sitting there all scandelous with it's buttercream icing, you know that no amount of willpower was going to prevent me from checking that cake out. Girl you look so damn fine with your straberry filling in between layers of white cake. I ate the hell out of that cake and it was godamn fantastic, I was immediately ready for round two with no downtime or rest on my part. I could eat that cake all night long.

I'm really not sure what's sadder, the fact that I got photographed looking at that cake, or the fact that I was checking out the cake and not any of the women nearby. Oh god what has my life become.

Shark in the water

I just got done watching a British gal break the 19 year old world record in the 800 M freestyle to win the gold in the Olympics. When they showed her get out of the water all I could think of was, "What the hell, she's a cheater. Do you see the nose on that? Christ that's a hell of a schnoz. She's like a dolphin with that thing, no wonder she could break that record, she's 75% hydrodynamic nose 25% human. My god will you look at the size of that, it's like someone glued a metal wedge to the front of her face. It's like Gonzo from the Muppet's but with a triangle instead of a dong. Barbara Streisand has nothing on her."

It sounds awful I know, and it's pretty bad of me to belittle a Olympic gold medalist but really she's should be lauded for being a trend setter. Everybody is either going to get prothestetic noses or have surgery. You know it's going to happen, that shit can shave 4 100ths off your 400 time. I'm a terrible person sometimes, not often but sometimes, this is definitely one of those times. Why I decided to share it with anyone is beyond me.

On a more positive note, Michael Phelps just "won" his 7th gold, he's a pretty good swimmer, no big deal.

Someone help

I have started having to wear goggles on my bikerides into work in the morning. It's frustrating because without them my eyes dry out and it's very painful. But with them my vision is semi impared while riding and almost completely impared when I stop at a stoplight or something because they fog up so badly. I wish I had mini windshield wipers or a defogger on my goggles, because when I stop they completely fog up and I look like I'm in a cartoon or something. It's really funny/annoying. However not wearing goggles is just far too painful and my eyes are red all day, which sucks.

So I need some kind of solution that doesn't fog but still provides protection for my eyes and I don't think contacts will do the trick. Maybe if I was less sweaty and fat it wouldn't be an issue but sadly I refuse to change that part of myself. So for now I'll remain a sweaty fat guy on a bike who doesn't wear all that spandex nonsense. Although being a sweaty fatguy on a bike wearing spandex with fogged up goggles is a pretty fantastic look, I may have to do it just for the picture.

A brief couple of days in Cali

This week Brian Greer came to town. Wed we went out and had a few beers at a bar that was packed and I met some girl from Lehigh who was out here visitingm sometimes the world is such a small place. I had to retire early because of work the next day.

Thursday I worked out and got myself ready for Friday, Brian went out and partied. Friday I went to work in the morning and in the afternoon we went to a mexican restaurant by the famous hotel Del Coronado then walked on the beach and walked around the hotel. Then we went to Mt. Soledad where you could see everything for 40 miles. Then we went cruising through La Jolla (which is gorgeous). At night we went to a club downtown where the beats were so fresh even the most stonefooted had to dance. Brian was making out with one while I talked to her friend waiting for everyone to leave so I could drive people home. Then Brian's other friend got beat up by the dj and I spent all night talking to police and club owners and such because I was sober. He had gone up to buy a mixtape from the DJ and the guy beat his ass for some unknown reason. Apparently something he said necessitated the DJ hitting him with the metal bar on the front of the DJ booth and then running around and hitting him a couple of times. It's a shame really because it had been a pretty fun night till then and that kinda put a bad feeling on the night especially given how badly he got beat up and how many stitches he needed. Let it be a lesson to all of you about trying to buy stuff from a DJ.

Saturday I woke up and went to the gym, then we went and got lunch (burritos) while watching the olympics. Then Brian and I rode bikes up to the boardwalk and stopped at a bar full of women in bikini's and had a couple beers there. It was fantastic, and Brian was amazed that everyone was just kinda partying at this beach bar at 3 in the afternoon. Then we rode our bikes up and down the boardwalk and eventually home, riding down the boardwalk is a fun but hazerdous job. We went to the bar near my house for happy hour and I did laundry (yes I do laundry while at the bar, and yes it is amazing as it sounds). Then we rode with my roomate to my friend's house and watched the UFC fights. Afterwards we all walked to a bar right on the beach called "Fire House" and were out on the roof. This place was extremely nice and had another good dj but for as nice as it was it was extremely cheap. We then went to Moondoggie's where brian proceeded to try and hit on everything, with no success. Then he talked me into going to denny's after the bar closed and we were sitting outside on the patio and invited the two girls sitting next to us to come over and sit with us, they did and we had a bunch of fun.

Sunday more of the same.

Monday I went to work and got home, we went to the beach had dinner at a mexican place near the beach that is also really nice but not expensive and we sat there looking at women. Then we went home got showered and went to a bar that on a monday night was so full of attractive people I just don't know if you out of towners can handle it. Needless to say I was a little tired at work today.

The moral of the story here is that this happens every weekend out here, all the time. Brian marvelled at how many attractive people there were but frankly my dear friend,s I've become jaded at seeing all these beautiful people all the time. Now if only I was one of them.

I have met some cool people out here, and I hope to meet more because I really don't know many at all. I insist that you all come visit me for a time of no less than 5 whole days.

On a personal note, work is definitely challenging and fun but I do far to much of it because of the nature of my position (not because I like going in all the time). I really need to meet more people but that is happening slowly but surely. I really really enjoy riding my bike 6 miles to work most days and I even bought a used road bike to make the trip faster. There are so many cool things about this place, I really do hope you will come visit.

Oh god how long I've waited.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/fashion/31shorts.html?ex=1375243200&en=43254ddc642b1ac8&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink


Business shorts, the answer to all my prayers. I've wanted to wear shorts into the office for years and now I can in a stylish way. More on this later, I need to go celebrate.

Salt in my eyes!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes itch and burn every morning I ride my bike in and I rub them but that only makes them feel worse then I've got watery red eyes that itch! I need to get goggles because I think my eyes are drying out on the bike ride into work, either that or allergies affect my eyes only in the mornings that I come into work on my bike! Damn it itches, I need f'in eye drops. So hard to look at a computer screen with stuff in my eyes and tears and rubbing them some more. What was it my mom always said? Always put salt in my eyes? Hmm....done and done.


OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Languishing in doubt

I haven't published in quite some time. It's not apathy because I'm still writing but I'm just not putting anything out there. I used to keep myself on a semi-strict schedule but lately I've got 20 topics that I haven't edited or published. Not sure why, it's not like I've got anything better to do with my time. Maybe my creative fire has died down, maybe something has changed, or maybe living with a cat again after all these years has caused the evil to return to my life. Who knows. Hopefully I'll start publishing things regularly again. Maybe if I could get my camera to work I could post some pictures. We'll see I guess.